Naming our new home The Duck! Brilliant! We can call her TD when we want to use code, like in mixed trucker company when we don't want that to remind a guy of this fabulous new disgusting joke he heard on the CB. A duck, a nun and a teamster go into a bar...
I agree about the ultimatebed, too. It really, really needs to come with us. We'll have to call our electrician to see if the fuse panel and wiring in that spot can be moved so we can tear out that old bed base and put in our beauty.
I thought that old box spring was going to have to come out in pieces. If I'd had a sawzall
handy last night, it just might have. What a pain.