You probably thought I was overstating the danger of a waddle-by goosing, but that's before you were faced with overwhelming evidence.
We're just out for a walk! See? And a snack. Nothing suspicious going on here! Ha ha!
*whistles nonchalantly* O hai! Nice day, huh? We'll just keep moving and eating.
We'll just be ... right ... here ... because there are delicious bugs here. Yeah, bugs.
Thanks, Other Annie, for indisputable proof of our peril.
The Duck will be in the shop over the weekend. I was hoping to bring it home today or tomorrow, but no such luck, Duck.