Read this: How to Walk Across a Parking Lot. If you're too busy to read it, read it twice.
|You're gonna walk away, see? And you're gonna forget you was here, see? You never saw me, see?|
This stuff felt true today: Ten Scams You Encounter Every Day. You'll be a better person for having read it, or else you'll be mad that I wasted your time. If you feel like it wasted your time, read it twice.
|Egrets, I've had a few ...|
|ACK! A whole flock!|
No birds were harmed in the filming of this post, but some children may have been badly photographed.