LOL. I think this is taking the poop subject a bit far ... I've heard of cats using the toilet but never a duck or a dog.
LOLOLOLOLOL!! Not true though....you both are busy getting hemorroids sitting there concentrating on paperwork for so long :P hee hee!!
I would be extremely happy if I thought I could train Buddy to use the toilet. Buddy, for the uninitiated, is not my significant other, he's my golden retriever, who I guess IS my S.O.
This toity isn't all it's quacked up to be....TexCyn - annoyeymouse
OK it's 2 to 1, whose serve now???
Sadly, I could not post a comment on ThE MidLiFe CrUiSeR even though I am a longtime follower. So I'll say it here...Roxanne while owling appears to be gazing into the middle distance, as if she is thinking about really important crap, unlike the dog who is merely taking a crap. I'm sure there must be other differences, too.
Between Nellie and these comments, you people have kept me laughing for 24 hours.Nellie, ducks only read the funny pages, so not enough time for hemorrhoids. Teresa, it would be SO AWESOME if you could train your S.O. to use the toilet! Cyn, I guess the toity isn't so hoity.Michael, *bows*Sherry, I will lay down the poop if Nellie does. I can't promise I'll leave it there. Serving will be a problem for the audience.Sue, I'm sure there must be other differences, too made me snortle. I'm thinking I should leave out part of the act if I'm going to busk in the village square.
Whatevs Ducky, I know if you're laughing while reading the funny pages and simultaneously taking a crap, you're probably doing some sharting as well. At least the dog is keeping up with market trends and will probably make some good choices in his stocks before he uses his paper to wipe.Let's call this inventiveness recycling.