Wild Blue Yonder, I got your super-secret message! The super-super-cool part was that I didn't get it here, I got it while I was clicking around the Bayfield's blog, so GOOD STEALTHY WORK! Except, now I don't know how to contact you (honest. I tried 1.27 bazillion different ways). I'm whotookmybucket (at) gmail (PERIOD) com.
I want a metal detector, and I want it to be very cheap and I want it to be the best kind ever. I will not ever detect metal in Scotland, and here's why. Scots are very protective of their ancestral treasures; do not be fooled by the kilts.
Do you detect? Is it fun? Are you tired of it yet? Does it irritate your wife? [Wanna sell me his detector?] Please tell me which features I should get at all costs, and which ones aren't worth it.
I bought shoes today. In the summertime we didn't have shoes to wear, but in the wintertime we'd all get a brand new pair from a mail-order catalog, money made by selling a hog. Daddy always managed to get the money somewhere. They're New Balance, which I learned today are made in the U.S. Weird, huh? Is that still legal?
AIR DANCERS ONLY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES:
A bloodmobile sets up in a parking lot here, and then turns Veiny on. Is it my fault he needs narration from Big Lots' sidewalk? HEY I'M FEELING pretty anemic and ALL I NEED IS A PINT AND I'LL BE feeling like myself again HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A PINT? 'cause I'm awful weak and I'd FEEL GREAT AND STAND UP TALL until I run out of wind and flop over so could you STOP IN AND GIVE ME SOME BLOOD I'd be much obliged JUST A HALF-QUART LIKE ON true blood.
The last time Annie was this mortified by my behavior I had a plate cozy on my head at Applebee's. The server came right over and that was the point.