Friday, October 21, 2011

It's not what she said, it's the way she said it.

 The _______ today is ______, but that's better than_____, especially after the ______ we've had.  Headed out to Live Oak to have some _____ ______ done, and afterwards went to _____ _____ for ____, which I prefer to ______, even though it contains more than 1/3 of my daily _________ and ___.    Later I'll take a vigorous ____ to burn some _________ and tone my _____.  That sort of thing lowers my _______ and _______, as well as raising my _______.   Had my first _____ there Wednesday, and the _____ told me to ____ some ____, but everything else is _____.  Have an appointment Monday for my __________, and you know what that means!

Emptied our composting ______ this week, which was no big deal because Annie did it.

Although I want to leave Lake City, we are staying to take care of _______, _____, and ___________ (me), and to _____________ ________ ___ ____________ _ ___________ __________ (Annie).  THEN we're totally leaving.

I dreamed I was ______, but it wasn't really my _____ I was ______.  I had gotten used to the cats ______ intermittently from ___ to ___, but in my dream they were ________ all day long.  Lazy bastards.

Maybe I should say more about the RV.  Annie got on the roof this week and proclaimed it filthy, and lousy with cat (1).  She left the dirt and removed the cat, or vice versa.

Welcome to the Macy's Ducksgiving Day Parade, the official start of the holiday season!  Here comes my favorite and yours, Scary Growth Duck - he's 40 feet high - straight from his hit TV series, Whose Duck is it, Anyway? and the blockbuster movie, What's Up, Duck? with Elliot Gourd.
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You know, this is reminiscent of the free-range chicken I used to prey upon in the wild.
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Annie just did an impression of Joanna Cassidy doing an impression of Paul Lynde. It sounded like Charles Nelson Reilly.

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14 comments:

Teresa Evangeline said...

It's the tone, always... That blankety-blank tone.

And I'm left wondering, what free range chicken "flavor" is like? How do they mimic that? And, and, and, why aren't they resurrecting Hollywood Squares? Not the players, although that would be nice, but the show itself? It was kinda fun.

The Good Luck Duck said...

It was fun, wasn't it? I think I was too naïve to get the jokes back when, but I might enjoy reruns now. If they redid it, they would need someone like Jim J. Bullock for center square. Someone deliciously flamboyant like Paul Lynde was.

Brenda A. said...

I'm so tempted to fill out the Mad Lib you made and put it in the comments. But I have a really dirty mind (even as a child I was onto those Hollywood Squares double entendres!). So I fear it would not be wise.

Carolyn said...

Yes... it's always the tone. Tell my son that daily.

I wish they'd bring back Hollywood Squares too. Fun show.

I have ... I just checked ... 55 Match Game games on my DVR... good grief

I have it set to record the series because it comes on when The View is on at 10 ...

You're welcome. I like to impart good conversation material when I can.

I'm about to quit watching The View... Elisabeth and Sherri are getting more annoying each day... I end up turning it off -- ought to be watching Match Game instead...

I think I will from now on.... record The View ... then fast forward through those two kids...

good idea.

do you find this boring?

Bev said...

Oh my dawgs! I am fighting the urge to get down and dirty with this one!!!!!

Judy and Emma said...

Does that mean someone is getting spayed on Monday?? :) Ho Hum...

Sherry said...

Well It hought this blog was pretty ______ even though I'm too ______ to __________ in the _____.
I was never very ______ at those _____ of _______. Can't do _______ or play ________ either. But I'm certainly glad that you _________ it.

The Good Luck Duck said...

Brenda and Bev, I say "do your worst!" I have to be a "good" "example" for the kids, but you don't.

Carolyn, I find it mesmerizing. I liked Match Game, and I haven't watched it since 1973. I at least got those jokes. I don't watch The View, so I don't know much about the hosts.

Judy, how did you figure that out?? Yes, I am getting spayed Monday. I already got spayed, but it's so cheap here I'm doing it again.

Sherry, I think you must _____ very well, because of the ______ ______ in your ______. At least, that's what ______ says.

Donna K said...

Loved the gourds...I'm still trying to understand the rest. It doesn't have anything to do with where I go to church does it?

TexCyn said...

Wow, that's the most blankin' post I've ever seen! Must be that free range chicken diet. After all, they eat all those blankin' bugs & who knows what those blankin' bugs have been eating!
Cool gourds. THey rather resemble ducks don't they?! One of my cats loved the top of my RV too...

The Good Luck Duck said...

Donna, this made me laugh, and then I stopped laughing and worried that my post sounded like it was about someone's church. Haha! It wasn't. It was a post about my boring life, with the boring pieces cut out. It was sort of a sequel to my last post.

Cyn, thanks for commenting on the blankety-blank-blank post. I think I will stop eating those free-range chicken flavored treats - they taste SO MUCH like free-range chickens.

Donna K said...

It's all about the giggles!!

Janie and John said...

Love the _____ity ________ post! LOL

The Good Luck Duck said...

Yay!

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