That polyp we took out of your colon was really big and about to go to the dark side.
That stupid colonoscopy saved your cheese. Orange you glad we didn't say 'banana'?
They took pictures for the album. Tubulovillous adenoma, schtubulovillous adenoma. The last time an alien that big was in me, I let it get 40 weeks old and pushed it out.
Goahead and get a stupid colonoscopy when you're 50.
As Heard at Our House™
[watching steamy love scene set in RV] Ooh, they have slides!