- You're at a hockey game and a hug breaks out.
- Traffic slows on the interstate for a four-car picnic.
- A policeman in riot gear approaches you with a lavender-peppermint spritz.
How was I unique at this gathering? I brought my wife, and everyone else in the house was my cousin somehow.
|Cousin Savannah (shown with her mom, Cousin Jennifer|
|Cousin Colin, Cousin Jennifer, and cousin Savannah. High on "Chicago." |
Just say NO to musicals.
|Cousin Ian, who is indifferent to the camera.|
|Cousin Savannah, who is not.|
|My new Cousin Aaron (his new Cousin Annie in the background)|
|Cousin Ellis and her GG, Cousin Lori|
Lori is my straight-up first cousin, and the matriarch of ... OW! I'm just kiddi ... OW! SHE'S NOT THE MATRIARCH! OW! SHE'S NOT EVEN A GRANDMOTHER QUIT IT!
|"Drop the fifth ace or I will cut you ... another slice of pie."|
|Cousin Jonathan, and|
|Cousin Annie and Cousin Roxi|
Lori is Jennifer and Jonathan's mom, and Cynthia and Ellis are Jonathan's daughters, and Colin, Ian and Savannah are Jennifer and Aaron's kids, so Jonathan and Jennifer are my first cousins, once-removed and Ellis, Colin, Cynthia, Ian, and Savannah are my first cousins, twice-removed, and ... ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
Did you correctly identify the:
- New Age-ers
Hint: it's not easy; no one was only one thing. No one is ever only one thing.