|Really a lizard. Photos courtesy of Annie.|
|"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."|
|Oh good, they're expecting us.|
|So glad to get this out of my shoe.|
|This has the texture and heft of Fimo. What are they? Probably not rocks.|
|Without me there wouldn't be any Paramount Studios.|
|AFRICANIZED BEES!!! MAYBE!|
Here are some tips about killer bees from the USDA:
- RUN away quickly. Do not stop to help others.
- Continue to RUN.
- Bees are attracted to movement.
- Do not jump into water!
- Do not flail your arms.
- Drop your baklava.
- Keep RUNNING.
- Never stop running.
- While running and being stung, attempt to bargain with the bees, promising never to eat honey or "royal jelly," whatever that is.
- Do not mention John Belushi.