I haven't been paying attention to the news, but I think this might be National ATV Weekend. It's when people take their city noise for a ride out to the country. I suspect the fresh piney air makes them nauseous, because they bring fossil-fuel fumes for comfort.
A huge (HUGE!) party moved in next door, and they were the quietest neighbors you can imagine overnight. Now that I've written that, it occurs to me I told you that about another campsite, so it's possible your hearing is gone.
|Temple Grandin was here? Single-file, you cows. There's water enough for everyone.|
|TOTALLY a bald eagle. LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!|