Which is my better side?
|I'm ready for my close-up.|
After my nature tour, I headed straight for the Casino Del Sol. I had nothing in my pockets, and it was burning a hole.
I strolled through the game rooms, soaking up the atmosphere and cigarette smoke. The decor is pretty cool, but I felt like I needed some fresh air; I took up my stroll outside.
The amphitheater was open and deserted. That's where I pointed myself.
I had the place all to myself!
...or did I?
|Annie always says "You think you're privileged." I say "I'm not privileged, I'm authorized."|
This is why everything is always safe when Annie's around. There are no privileged explorations.
|Ducks are born for the stage.|
|I'm smaller than I used to be! Oops. Not that small.|
I came THIS CLOSE to being a wedged duck in great tightness.
Everything is fine. It's fine. I'm fine. It's a beautiful day! I'm not thirsty! (*I'm thirsty!*) Walk the perimeter.
|If this wasn't an emergency, I don't know the meaning of the word. *checks meaning of word*|
Annie said "You could have been arrested for trespassing!!!" ← [She used more exclamation points, but this IS literature.]
"Arrested? I went in through an open gate and someone locked me inside! How does Casino De Roxi sound?"