|The new things that happen when I get up to use the bathroom.|
|This is a family show.|
|Zee bed you have requested eez not available. Try again later, sil vous plait.|
|Where's your fancy accent now, Mac?|
|My life is only ennui.|
Sometimes I post extra things on Facebook. Little things that aren't enough for a blog post. I'm going to start letting people post pictures and videos there, because. Come join us, because life is too short to stare into the abyss all day long. By abyss, of course, I'm referring to Nietzsche's Facebook page, and you just know the gloomy bastard has one.