Play Count the Asses. [Hint: I am not pictured in this post.]
Not all of Carrizozo has been rehabilitated. There is still time for you to get in on the project.
When the lady with the courtyard discovers I've been staying there, here is where I'll go next:
Roy's is home to a lot of ice cream, and a little of my money.
Wikipedia lists six movies that were filmed (at least partially) in Carrizozo, so if it looks familiar, maybe you shouldn't watch so many movies.