Thursday, August 18, 2011

The Chicken Rings Twice

That title is a misdirection. Talk to the usher about getting your money back.

Chickens Come in Threes:

The Blogess uses profanity. Rush over there now and laugh your cloaca off.

The Accidental Cootchie Mama has a risqué name, but keeps her chicken humor PG. For now.

The Ducks run afowl of good taste all the time, but we're about to class up the nest:

The Chicken of Mhicken-opy, Florida
This chicken is about six feet high.  Bawk, y'all.

Pa, what's that big bird statue doing in Mayberry?

That's the Micanopy Chicken, Opie.

The Van Horn boycott poll is closed, and none too soon because it was a hotbed of flared tempers, sucker punches, and hanging chads.  Thirty-two of you responded:

  • 28 said "starve those suckers out until we get justice!"  Not my words!  The people have spoken.
  • 2 said "this poll is Little League - I'm taking my bat to the comments."
  • 1 said "I don't care so much."
  • 1 said "I know who not to hit up for spare change."
Naturally, you can keep on commenting until someone loses an eye.

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Teresa Evangeline said...

I was just telling a friend the other day how much I needed to laugh more. Then you came to my rescue (you may sing it if you wish).

Thanks a bunch. I live thirty miles from Brainerd, MN, so I can talk like that.

The Good Luck Duck said...

Brainerd! Oh no, oh geez. Best Coen city ever. You've never heard that one before.

Sherry said...

a SIX FOOT tall chicken. Now that is scary!

The Good Luck Duck said...

I know, right? Who are these people?

Anonymous said...

Between you and The Bloggess, I am really starting to love live poultry.

The Good Luck Duck said...

I agree, Heather. The live stuff can't fall over and kill you, and it won't tolerate a pig on its head.